The Adventures of JoJo (EDITED)

Once upon a time, there was a girl who loves her pokka dots Pelican-like Jacket and her name is JoJo. She wears her favourite everyday, rain or shine, and eats from her secret stash of food in her pelican-pockets.

One day while she was skiving and secretly eating off her jacket, she heard someone calling out her name.

"WHAT?!" she responded like a true blue smelly Ah Lian.

"Wanna see something cool?" Ang Ang said with a cunning sly look on his very sleepy face.

JoJo was unsure if she wanna see it. But the wheely cracker thingy on the table is tempting her. So she said uncontrollably "Yyyess...."

Unknown to the blur skiving duo, there was somebody else in the office. The master of all disguise aka secret agent EFFY!

After taking a piece of the wheely-cracker thingy, she found a yellow daisy blooming on the corner of the office floor. "What beautiful petals it has!" she exclaimed and with a swift of her hand, she plucked it off the ground and placed it amongst her yellow mane.

When she looked up, the most terrifying act happened! "OMG!! THE HORRORSSS!!!" she gasped totally showing her chewed bits of the cracker and some left overs from lunch 2 hours ago in her mouth.

She was aghast to know that Ang Ang just swallowed a stapler bullet and the million dollar question came up... "Can staplers be eaten?"
Moments later, Ang Ang started to act weirdly... He started to transform and in the wink of an eye *BLINK*, he transformed into HAIRY POTTER!!! And his trusted tissue paper changed into a GIGANTIC calculator! Ang Ang now is know as ANG-STEIN!!!

The End

An indepth chat with JoJo and Ang Li!

Today is officially Simbiosis's first official Mother's Day as announced by long time employee and 2 time employee of the month Joanna-'I ate my boss's breakfast'-Teh Bing. "So coincidental la that all of us are meeting our moms today! Hehehe," said the giggly employee of the month as she played with her golden streaks of Ah Lian inspired hair as she laughed like an msn emoticon.

The overly enthusiastic Ms Teh even shared with us some rather interesting insights on this year's record breaking superhero movie, The Dark Knight. "Do you know?" she said sounding like a secondary 3 science textbook, "When the Joker dressed up as the nurse, his name tag was 'Matilda', this is in reference to his 2 year old daughter with Brokeback Mountain co-star Michelle Williams."

"And the scene when the Joker clapped his hands when Inspector Gordon was promoted, was not in the script! It was totally Heath Ledger's idea and unscripted! The scene was so apt that the director decided to include it in to the two and a half hour long movie which causes butt aches!" announced JoJo in her dizzy inducing sweater while eating out of a Milo tin.

Mr Ang-'Ang Gu Kueh Doraemon'-Li interrupted with a loud vacumous slurp of his curry white noodles and said, "Ya the movie was damn good! Worthy of my 1000 Thai Baht!" The newly appointed Document Organiser and self proclaimed Mama's Boy's body jerked awkwardly while his fellow accomplice in red Ms Nat-'I love pancakes'-Chan carried on eating her Orh Neh Orh Neh as he carried on piling more blank forms on the infamous Miscellaneous file.

While the interview was coming to an end, it was rudely interrupted by the shrieking laughter of Ms Jo's war cry. She then said, "A funny thought just crossed my mind! Joker's face suddenly looked like mua ji and his red lips remind me of raspberries! Hehehehe!"

The room plunged into a moment of awkward silence while J.T. carried on laughing at her own joke. Seems like Ms Jo is constantly thinking about food.


NEW: This is our office's SUPER ENORMOUS orange calculator! haha it is super fun playin wit it although it kinda suck at counting... so size doesn't matter!

Ang Ang Ang with the calculator! (He look damn shag from holding onto the gigantic calculator! Oh sorry it is jus his consatntly shag face haha)

Saving the WORLD before Bedtime (or jail time)!

Ok I just have to put these up here! I'm sure why some of you might wonder why I like the things I like... (well some of you who know me too well might have come to terms with it but ya this is why!) cos they are TRASHY!!! I love trashy stuff!!!

And this is why I love these two clips I found on the all so convenient YouTube!!! DREAM COME TRUE!!! It's Simple Life + Powerpuff Girls! (Not that I like them or seen ALL the episodes from season 1 to 5 and know ALL there is to know about Bubbles, Blossom and the wretched Buttercup and their super powers of freeze breathe, sonic scream and laser eyes and how they got their super powers and not to mention no way would I have seen their MOVIE with a theatre full of primary school kids and parents who gave me and my friend weird stares and sniggers when we walked into the theatre trying to bend as low as possible so as not to show our age and identity and it is not possible for me to own a VCD of the movie as well...)

So as I was saying, these two clips are just awesome! Retardedly funny and making fun at Z listers Brittany Murphy, Tara Reid and my A-Lister PARIS *Love her Heiress for men fragrance* HILTON!!!

Just watch! No words can discribe how I feel right now... I'm so HAPPY!!! so so HAPPY!! I'm so Happy so pretty and GAAYYYY! (Not literally... ok not not 'literally' but ya it's Happy not gay-Gay well you know what I mean...) Hopefully you all know which movie that song comes from...

Let Me Show You Something!

Sucks I feel like a freaking hermit! This is the FOURTH day in the row I'm stuck in my BIG BLUE HOUSE!!! But anyways while I was surfing the net trying to pass time, (I'm not surfing what you think I am...) I saw this series of clips featuring the SUPER FUNNY JIM CARREY on YouTube! Fire Marshall Bill Burns is damn FUNNY!!! haha Go watch! (not sure if ya'll have seen ti before but I have not till now and it's damn ridiculously funny!) LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF!!! He explodes in every episode!

He is HIGH-LARIOUS!!!! LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!! My favourite is when he is in the school and the best is Fire marshall Bill in Asian Restaurant! TAT IS DAMN CACAT (for those who are not familiar with the so passe term meaning 'retarded' in indo can jus go fly kite) FARNIE!!!


Here is where Fire Marshall Bill is in the school... Who want MUSHMALLOWS?!


HAHA jus saw another one also damn funny but alittle unsightly Viewer discretion is advised!

If I am a buffed arnold/rambo type bodybuilder, and I am hosting a home exercise workout show (obviously if you know me long/well enough, you would know this would most likely/never happen but for argument sake), this is the show for me man! The most apt title: Buffed, Beautiful and Bitchin! Show those mammories no mercy!



If you want more click here!

So I hope you all have taken all the proper safety fire precautions!

Lost

Just finished with the season finale of LOST season 3 and it's so BORING!!! So much mystery and secret and well I suppose those who are LOST viewers would either know or seen the finale and those the rest would be those who don't care what happened to the cast of LOST... (wise decision to give up on the show cos it's so draggy)

Anyways the show apparently showed us a glimpse of the future and Jack (the super boring main lead) is a junkie with no life... the last few moments of the show is supposed to be those *SUPER LOUD AND LOG GASP* moment but apparently it didn't work on me cos I was jus simply going through the motion of finishing the show man... just want to know what's up with the stupid ISLAND!!!

And I wonder if you all might like my song selections below haha hope they are nice... I am going for the more groovy beat kinda songs so ya'll rawk your world!!! Listen the song 'No more' by Heidi Montag! she might be an attention whore but this song is awkwardly nice! haha not sure if ya'll know her or not... hmmm..

Oh and I was talking to kungfu greedy panda Joanna online when she asked me a riddle! Here it is...

Why is it that Sherlock Holmes do not have to pay taxes?
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You gotta give it a try....
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(Oh... Don't Vicky and I just look SMART in these pics!? Ok the answer is below! Carry on guessing!)

Are you ready for it?!?!!??!
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(I like this picture of Vicky and Me! Oh reminiscing Sem 1!)

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It is because... Sherlock Holmes has brilliant DEDUCTIONS!!!