Geek in Pink

HAHA today was super fun! Met out with the S20 gang to celebrate our yearly WeiQuan and HuiMin's Birthday! It has been a long long loooonnngggg time since we met out in such a big group lots of catching up to do... haha So dear old Benji organised this outing to Minds Cafe which a little problem happened... He invited EVERYONE except the birthday boy haha! Hilarious! Luckily WeiQuan was free la! Blur as hell...

So yes we cam whored lots and made LOTs of noise!!! We were screaming like the entire place was ours alone while playing the dinosaur skeleton game (never played that game cos the box looked damn boring haha so never judge a book/game by it's cover!) which was DAMN FUN!!! haha Luckily I didnt lose cos the things we force them to do are jus humiliating! haha n WeiQuan is damn VIOLENT in the game!!! I suspect he bruised SY! haha but I wont be surprised if it was SY herself cos the game is seriously violent and you never know what u'll do jus so not to LOSE!!! haha

So after the games, those who are free and have nothing better to do decided to go take a hike around City Hall. We marched all the way from The Cathay to Bugis to Miss Clarity's (which was closed for some weird reason) and went to some famous fish slice noodle place which was damn crowded so went back into Bugis Junction! After sweating 1247364million litres of perspiration (pronounced by our Miss Chai as PES-PERATION not sure y the R is silent haha), we decided to go hav dinner at some Hong Kong restaurant which I dun rememebr the name except for the Ah Wang Hong Kong actor guy acting as the mascot! The food is yummy especially the bread french toast thingy!!! AND not to mention we dug up loads of saucy info which I've NEVER heard before man... Filled in all the blanks/most of them anyways haha...

Oh after the entire day of fun and laughter, I realised I forgot to print my photos for my exhibition next week!!! ok it is THIS WEEK cos it's past midnight already... sucks Y am I still online?! I should be sleeping away like a Sleeping Beauty!!! I got 9am class tomorrow morning!!! SUCKS!!! EYEBAGS!!! DARK (ONION) RINGS UNDER MY EYES!!!

OH! haha YuSheng told me he saw the Angel pics and he liked it! Esp the white one! haha THANKS MAN!!! Dun worry you will find u calling soon! haha have fun in ENGINE!!! It sure will be interesting in some way or another! Time will tell! Lucks!

Cant wait for Dec to come!!! haha

DANCING KING!

CHIQUITITA TELL ME THE TRUTH!!!

Ohhh... MAMA MIA is so nice!!! The movie is so cheesy fun! haha Would love to watch it again cos (not blaming anyone in particular) i missed the first song... The movie wasnt all that nice, I mean there were scenes that were so cheesy it made Epic Movie look nice! They were like nachos swimming in a pool of hot melted cheese! So sick...

But the songs on the other hand are marvellous! Was supposed to watch it with JX but was too emo-ish to go watch... so now I found LZ to watch it with! haha Such a nice happy show... Meryl Streep is so pretty and she sure can sing! Pierce Brosnan on the other hand looked super uncomfortable singing haha and he sounded weird...

Hey STACEY!!! This movie makes me wanna audition for ur tat musical film thing! haha

So ya after burning the entire Abba's Greastest Hits into my green ipod, I'm now listening and singing to it like Donna and the Dynamites! VOULEZ VOUS!!!

Oh after the movie, I went clubbing with Vicky and her bowling frens! Who are all so RICH and FUN!!! haha It was an insane nite... other than going Phuture with strangers, I met more strangers there! haha so weird! meet me and I would gladly tell you my drama story!!! haha

if not here it is!!!

Like stars collide in outer space, our gaze intertwined on the dance floor beneath the shimmering neon lights, the loud banging music, the sweaty vulturous gal hungry guys, and alcohol intoxication, we were pulled to each other like a magnet...

haha ok... awkward...

Shit... so many things r not done and here i am talking crap ok bye!

BICEPS!!!

OH MY GAWDDDD!!! My body is ACHING ALL OVER!!! I jus returned from my FIRST cheerleading training today and it was TERRIBLE!!! First everyone kinda looked like they formed friendships already and secondly the training was EXTREME! It felt like DRAGON BOAT all over again... Intense... I ran, chin-ups, dips etc till i felt like a 5 month pregnant woman suffering from morning sickness! And after, while doing the cooling down and stretching, my legs and hands were cramping like nobody's business! INSANE! One thing I like is... my BICEPS!!! haha FINALLY!!! I got biceps like a STACEY Lopez! But i'm sure it will disappear soon but till then... I have it immortalised now! HAHA

LONG STORY!!!

HELLO!!! It has been ages since I last updated something on this!

So as you know school has started and since i'm unable to multi-task, I'm having difficulty balancing EVERYTHING! So here are some of the things that I am gonna do or is doing...

First, some of you might know, I'm now a CHEERLEADER! haha NO! it wont be another dragon boat incident! I'm gonna stay through and get my hot bod! haha

Secondly, I'm gonna join MUAY THAI also! haha SO COOL RITE! I tell you after this sem, I'm so gonna get banging hot Michael Phelps-ish ABS and biceps of a STACEY LOPEZ!

Thirdly, highly motivated by BETTY BENJI and STACEY LOPEZ's speedy improvement in DRIVING! I'm gonna be starting on my driving lessons SOON! Tomorrow marks my first driving lesson! So watch out F1! Here I come!

Fourth, since I have so much bills to pay, I'm gonna work! Not everyday cos of shit loads of assignments and projects on my hand this sem... So good luck SY! Hope we can be COLLEAGUES!

Fifth, like I said this sem I'm doing 2 non examinable mods so it's gonna be damn busy for me throughout... Just last fri, I submitted a 500 word assignment already... I know so SOON RITE?! Unbelievable... But DEAN'S LIST here i come! *keeps my fingers crossed HAHA*

Sixth, how can I hav no social life?! So no worries beautiful people! You all will get a piece of me! I'll make time for you all! haha

Lastly, how can I neglect my animes, mangas and american tv?! I mean september is the time where 90210 2.0 is debuting! And also Season 2 of GOSSIP GIRLS, Desperate Housewives, Heroes, Ugly Betty(I think) and MANY MORE!!! haha CANT WAIT!

Ya so you see! with so much on my hands you can only understand how busy I am! So it's not that I'm neglecting people or being non-proactive k! If I didnt msg or ask you all out means I'm BUSY! So forgive me! ASK ME OUT! haha

Oh and since STACEY keeps commenting how her ear drums are bursting with my loud music, I've decided to remove it... haha I agree it does get kinda annoying after awhile... Oh and talking bout music, I'm rite now super into this new emo-ish song, Greg Laswell's cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Yes I know this is a super upbeat happy song by Cyndie Lauper but his rendition is jus so sad! So emo-ish! Tat I'm feeling emo hearing it! And so this is my emo song of this sem! haha

Oh and I forgot to mention I'm right now having The Hills marathons haha trying to catch up to season 4... I hope there will be some one uploading season 3 cos now there are only 2 episodes... The Hills is so NICE and DRAMA! haha GO WATCH PEOPLE!!!

And this reminds me... Some of you might have heard about my ENCOUNTER last thursday... *plays X-Files theme song* So last thursday when I was walking home in the morning, I heard the sound of water hitting the ground aka PEEING! *GASP* Ya so as I approach my house cautiously, I looked over to my left and I saw the most unsightly thing EVER!!! A NAKED MAN!!! He was in this squatting/shitting position with nothing on except his pants around his ankles and when he noticed me he STOP and STARED at me! *plays Onerepublic song, OMG! the song is so apt for this moment!*

SO yes back to the story, I opened my house door but kept checking if he was still there... and everytime I looked over, I would see him STARIN at me!!! *the HORRORS!!! DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMM!!!!* So I hurriedly entered my house worrying if he would come touch me with his DIRTY HANDS! But I still kept peeping out to see if he was still there... So after a few peeps, I told my grandma about it and she immediately went hysterical and ran out of the house shouting and scolding at the guy.... (Oh maybe I should mention, the guy is NOT an old man he is somewhere around MY age I think... So ya he might not be THAT crazy as well cos apparently he could converse, deny showing his IC to us, and run when I called the police)

So yes after awhile, my grandmother went back in the house and grabbed the phone, I took the phone and called the cops and the next thing I know, he disappeared without a trace leaving nothing but his rather big pool of URINE and SHIT! Fortunately we didnt have to clean it ourselves, the cops came after like HALF AN HOUR LATER!!! and said they would ask the town council people to clean it up for us... So yes my life has so much DRAMA!!! haha

Oh one more thing, B2! THIS IS WAR!!! How can you post and tag such HIDEOUS pics of me!!! You are so gonna be the next EDISON CHEN or Dawn Yang! It is situations like these that cause those photos to be leaked!

Ok I think this post is damn long... so till next time ciao ciao!

Tilt.Pout.Stare

Oh some of you might have known that I had this Tilt.Pout.Stare blog for my NM2208 module last sem... This sem, I am doing another NM design module called NM3223 Digital Photography or something... Basically I need a blog for it again so I'm recycling the previous blog... So ALL the artsy stuff would go there in the future.

And pls do go there and take a look and comment on the pictures or stuff k!

Sucks school is killing me... so many things to do that I hav no time to blog about my cheerleading experience last sat haha nothing much happened other than the fact that I ended up with bruises on my shoulders and my legs and shoulders were SORE the next day... haha

Oh ya n I mus also mention that MARCUS saved me from being any later than I already am for my first lecture for NM3223... I was lost cos I couldnt locate the lect and didnt know where it was... Who knew it would be in such a small class room! Sucks now mus go search for a camera...

To Indo and Back!!!

HI HI! The amazing ME is BACK!!! haha I know u MISSED ME!!! Everyone's lives became so boring and mundane without me in ur lives?! haha B2 I know u super duper missed me rite?!

Anyways I jus wanna say Indonesia was unexpectedly quite interesting... the pictures and detailed blow by blow of the trip would hav to wait cos I hav no time since sch has started YESTERDAY!!! and I dun hav ALL e pictures so ya...

N after my first day of the new sem, and also my first lecture, I'm alittle stress already... cos NM3217 is going to be MY FIRST INDIVIDUAL PROJECT!!! SUCKS!!! It sounds damn tough and time consuming la... I worry for myself... and being a non-examinable (it's a lie!!! they got a test at the end of the sem before the exam period so it is still MUGGABLE!!!) module, it is heavily based on my assignments and projects and EVERYTHING SOUNDS DAMN BAD... will tell ya'll the details next time...

So ya as I was saying... today was my first lecture for this sem and guess wat! I WAS LOST!!! and when I was searching frantically for my lecture theatre and not be late, I bumped into Darryl! HAHA he was lost with his frens too but I was too lost to be bothered to help them find their way so ya... Thank the million gazillion stars in outer space that I bumped into ShiFa and he helped me find my way like how the Golden Compass would for Nicole Kidman in Golden Compass haha (OHKAY...)

Ya and after the traumatising lecture, I decided to go down to Vivo to meet my mom to do some shopping and stuff haha so ended up buyin myself a pair of shoes was goin for a pair in Pull and Bear... but ended up with Everlast instead haha liked it cos it was green but I like another pair as well... sometimes dun u think y cant u be super filthy rich so that u can buy ALL the different colors of the same pair for different occasions?! hai..

So ya... I'm not thinking straight anymore... so gonna go zzz ciao ciao!!!

No love and no labels

OMG!!! My dad jus returned from the land of the rising sun, Japan! And while he bought back two Burberry BLUE LABEL bags for my mom and sis (FYI: he jus recently bought them a Gucci and a LV bag each respectively), he bought nothing back for me... He only bought a Versace perfume for me with DVB bag and scarf as free gifts... (So sad that they are giving DVB things out for free to jus any customer) Oh I'm not the only one with perfume, my mom and sis has their perfumes too! YSL and Versace! SO UNFAIR RITE!!!

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...

Anyways! Today was a super duper failed attempt at trying to tan ourselves at Sentosa... (Ok not that I am super excited to go tan haha so everything went my way!) So we ended up shopping at Vivocity early in the morning 10 plus o'clock!

SY n I with our new SHADES!!!

And today at Vivocity I bumped into two Andreas! haha JC Andrea RA RA was there with her guitar and UNI dancing queen Aundrea (dunno the spelling haha but I have a feeling it is the same spelling but different pronounciation)!!!

But the most fun thing about today is... I HAD A PET!!! haha although it was a short 1 and a half hours, it was super fun! It was a blue CHEE WA WA balloon dog! N we named it BUTTFACE! (For some apparent reasons!)

Unfortunately I was the culprit for his untimely demise... while trying to inflate the tail of Buttface, I accidentally punctured a small hole and what happened next was too explicit for the faint hearted...

Buttface playing dead!

Buttface the Fashionista! Sporting multiple different looks! A master of disguise!

Buttface lives life on the edge!

Here are it's last moments...

An indepth chat with JoJo and Ang Li!

Today is officially Simbiosis's first official Mother's Day as announced by long time employee and 2 time employee of the month Joanna-'I ate my boss's breakfast'-Teh Bing. "So coincidental la that all of us are meeting our moms today! Hehehe," said the giggly employee of the month as she played with her golden streaks of Ah Lian inspired hair as she laughed like an msn emoticon.

The overly enthusiastic Ms Teh even shared with us some rather interesting insights on this year's record breaking superhero movie, The Dark Knight. "Do you know?" she said sounding like a secondary 3 science textbook, "When the Joker dressed up as the nurse, his name tag was 'Matilda', this is in reference to his 2 year old daughter with Brokeback Mountain co-star Michelle Williams."

"And the scene when the Joker clapped his hands when Inspector Gordon was promoted, was not in the script! It was totally Heath Ledger's idea and unscripted! The scene was so apt that the director decided to include it in to the two and a half hour long movie which causes butt aches!" announced JoJo in her dizzy inducing sweater while eating out of a Milo tin.

Mr Ang-'Ang Gu Kueh Doraemon'-Li interrupted with a loud vacumous slurp of his curry white noodles and said, "Ya the movie was damn good! Worthy of my 1000 Thai Baht!" The newly appointed Document Organiser and self proclaimed Mama's Boy's body jerked awkwardly while his fellow accomplice in red Ms Nat-'I love pancakes'-Chan carried on eating her Orh Neh Orh Neh as he carried on piling more blank forms on the infamous Miscellaneous file.

While the interview was coming to an end, it was rudely interrupted by the shrieking laughter of Ms Jo's war cry. She then said, "A funny thought just crossed my mind! Joker's face suddenly looked like mua ji and his red lips remind me of raspberries! Hehehehe!"

The room plunged into a moment of awkward silence while J.T. carried on laughing at her own joke. Seems like Ms Jo is constantly thinking about food.


NEW: This is our office's SUPER ENORMOUS orange calculator! haha it is super fun playin wit it although it kinda suck at counting... so size doesn't matter!

Ang Ang Ang with the calculator! (He look damn shag from holding onto the gigantic calculator! Oh sorry it is jus his consatntly shag face haha)

Sweet Dreams (Or NOT!)

I woke up from a super terrible nightmare this morning and here is what I can remember from my dream but as you all should know a dream doesn't make sense and somehow it reveals some super embarassing facts about me too which I might not disclose HAHA cos seriously it's damn PAISEH!

First if I am not wrong, I rememeber me in a huge lecture theatre with my family and frens and watching some weird performance by not sure who or what... but the thing is the show ended and on the way out, I saw my primary school fren which is TOTALLY WEIRD! (I'm not sure y she had a small cameo in my dream cos it has been ages since we met or had any form of interaction! the last time I remember seeing her is she working in Lido at some cosmetic stall thing)

Then somehow I find myself on a bus with Vicky!!! haha (not Victoria Beckham but Vicky E!) haha we were holding onto this paper with words/lyrics of songs and we were checkin on the scores we got for it apparently we were paid for the words we crossed out or something... (ok I'm not sure what's up with this activity but basically it felt like a homework and I was all sour and sore cos I wasnt paid as much as my fren and not getting what I was supposed to get! Ok the embarassing fact is coming soon!) So while checking for the grading and stuff, I realised that I am not eligible for some tickets issued for my mostly anticipated movie all remade in 3D and stuff! *I'm not gonna tell ya what the movie is cos it seriously is damn embarassing for me! but there was a name in my dream haha* it was called A____L 10! (haha go figure!) So the sour me went "AIYA dun have then dun have lor... not like I wont go to the theatres to watch it myself like tat!"

This is the moment when suddenly some guy I know in uni board the bus and asked the bus driver (who is now my lecturer) where to submit his project! Then the driver/lecturer started to scold him and said "This is not the right size! It should be BIGGER!!!" and I started to panic I turned to Vicky and asked her if there was a project to be submitted today... and she said yes it was due today and I was in SHOCK! She then said it was due at 5pm so I turned to the clock on the bus and it was 18.57! I WAS DESPERATE! so I paniced and asked her about EVERYTHING to do with the project! She said it was about people right now have the choice to choose which religion they wish to be in one, many, or none! (ok I'm not sure why this topic maybe it's a SIGN for the upcoming CORS!) And apparently it was jus a 4 page long double spaced essay (I was relieved to know it was relatively short and effortless haha)

So I got off the bus, after seeing some weird lookin huge Bob the Builder-ish looking men lying flat on the side of the road, and went behind some queue.. (i'm not sure why I went to queue but my mind was constantly trying to think of ways to get out of this conundrum!) and this is when I find my bag MISSING!!! I WAS ONCE AGAIN IN PANIC!!! And this is the moment when I jolted out of my NIGHTMARE and it took me awhile to realise that I'm back in real time and no projects to worry about for now...

Ok... my day was made better after reading a msg from SY! haha she da best! SO NICE... LOVE HER!!!

So Much DRAMA!!!

Hmm my day was feeling kinda sucky today... cos once again I felt like I dun really have tat many ladders n stuff... (well if you know wat I mean) ya but the thing is I had a moment of fun with Sabrina and her bf, Yan, and his frens today at Chua Chu Kang...

Sabrina and I waiting for the crew to set the things up haha

The thing I hate about these pics is my EYES!!! they are so weirdly staring at the corner of the pic cos firstly the place is kinda dark and my vision was detered cos I wasnt wearing my contacts haha

Today was my first acting debut! It was a super fun thing to do but acting is not as easy as I tot it would be haha basically Yan, the director, is doing a, I think, 7 minute short film about this professional killer and his series of victims... So he asked me to act as one of the victims... My role was basically me talking on the phone and walking in the carpark and the killer slash my throat and I jus bleed to death...

I was damn amused with the idea and image of me choking in my own blood and holding onto my throat grasping for dear life... My fren told me to channel my inner Paris Hilton House of Wax persona when I do the filming cos of my infamous imitation of Paris Hilton in House of Wax before she dies with a pole stuck in her head...

So I dressed up and took my shots haha EVERYTHING IS SO FUN!!! and seriously filming for a single scene is such a tedious process!!! but everything is so fun haha I can totally see their passion for their project and the whole movie industry and stuff... I felt like I could totally fit in as well cos they are such movie and tv buffs as well! but they know much more than me esp about the directors and stuff and the whole scene transitions and etc... these made me count my ladders as well haha

As I was sayin... the entire thing was damn FUN! I was stained with so much fake blood that I looked damn gross and looked like a human wreckage! haha I was staining everything I touch and everywhere I go! Sabrina was damn funny to watch and be with! My favourite moment was when she pronounced the word DOZEN as DOE-sen! HAHA Her response after was priceless! So bimbotic, simple, innocent and naive! So CUTE!!! haha Well I hope Yan's project goes smoothly and hopefully my acting didnt ruin his film haha

N hopefully I will get my blood stained pics soon so I can show ya'll my acting chops! and also about hopefully maybe I can show u all my short cameo in the film! haha

Anyways as I was saying today is a sucky day... I jus realised also tat I was not informed of a certain program... I'm not sure why maybe it was purely unintentional but ya I was left out... and I saw a message written on my wall which also made me realise am I doin the rite thing? wat if I am left with nothing? stuck in between and attached to none...

Ok on to another topic... I was thinking wat if I use this for the Sushi tee 'S in heart' idea? I would jus need to draw an S in the puzzle heart and we jus print it on a blue tee jus the lines alone no color involved this would cheapen the cost for the tee haha well that is if the sushis see this and stuff cos I didnt inform anyone about it...

counting my ladders

Passed with Flying COLORS and a DISTINCTION!!!

OMG!!! Bring out the champagn and party hats! cos GUESS WHAT!

I PASSED my FINAL THEORY!!!

HAHA finally, after like dunno how many attempts, I've passed the stupid test! I was so worried I was gonna fail for the 12423th attempt la haha... anyways my mood was dampened when I went into Zara again to find that my white berms, which I got at 59.90, is now selling at 39.90... (guess they are really desperate in clearing their goods...) My heart sank when I saw the new price on the stupid tag la... but the lucky thing is there were no sizes left for me (not too small k it's too BIG! I squeezed into a size 30 waist slim fitting jeans in Topman jus now ok!) haha... *a desperate attempt at trying to console myself...*

Anyways... I cant wait for Hellboy 2 and The Dark Knight to hit the theatres! So exciting! The new series of Batman movies are jus so good! So much better than the other Batman movies in the past ok other than the one with Catwoman cos I just love Michelle Pfeiffer *Ok I dun really know how to spell her name and I'm jus to lazy to wiki her name now so leave it alone!* in the show! It is jus so nice... Furthermore it is, if I'm not wrong, the first Batman movie I watched when I was a little boy... MEMORRIESSSS!!! All alone in the MOOONLIGHTTTT!!!

Oh was out with Anli and QianHui (ok I feel like a third wheel again) today and we went down to Taka to hav dinner and we went for the food fair in the basement and I bought myself a SWEET POTATO!!! I felt like a Lao Ah Pek when I was eating the sweet potato and walking around Taka la... I can jus imagine how I looked when trying desperately to get the yummy sweet potato away from the super dry charcoal filled potato skin... I mus hav looked damn hungry and unglam man... hope no one was there to witness the entire unfortunate sight...

Yes I have an invite for tomorrow's Mambo Jambo who is going?! haha if no one is going then I dun think I'm gonna go too...

NEW: Here is my previous invite to the Hard Candy official launch party!

Insomnia

Good morning upper east-siders (cos I jus woke up from my long evening nap!

Spotted King K walking around town in his red emo Elmo tee and berms, looking damn unglam, doing some crazy shopping with QianHui (Ok she made me do this cos she was emo-ing tat she was kept anonymous)... (Ok gets out of Gossip Girl mode)

OMG I cant believe that out of 7, only 1 night was spent sleeping at home on my comfy air-(polar bear killing)-con room while the rest were out with people and burning mid night oils! I sense super Kung-Fu Panda-ish dark eye rings appearing under my already Orh Bak Kak eyes... Anyways like I anticipated with my narrow knowledge of the international game Soccer/Football for some that Spain would win! Although I gotta admit I was as lost as our resident sex symbol Julian in trying to figure which team is Germany and Spain HAHA...

So we spent the night at our PR personnel of the Hokkien Pengs Raphael's chalet-like home watchin soccer, eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream and playing a game of super pigs! All was well cos no alcohol/slight alcohol was consumed =)

So as I was saying after staying an entire night awake, I had to take an hour (or more) long bus ride home to the hill of red, the legendary Ang Suah aka Redhill. I slept on my way home, slept for 3 hours on my bed before waking up to meet my QIANHUI to shop in town and it was damn fun till the sleepy bug bugged me again a few hours later... (damn happy cos I finally found and bought my white skinny cut berms from Zara which made my legs look as thin as a pole! and also finally bought my very first pink tee! Geek in PINK!)

AWESOME just finished reading the latest Bleach manga and it R-O-C-K ROCK!!!! can't wait for the next chapter! and one more thing... I was playing mahjong at Maximus' house on sat night and I heard the news say that come this september, the ice caps would, for the first time, melt completely and this means the polar bears and other animals would have no place to live on and this would mean they will drown n etc! SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!!!

Sushi!!!

HELLO!!!

GUESS WHO'S BACK?!

OMG after 5 days of having no contact at all with the online world, I'm now busy reading 12762983pages of celebrity gossip (cos I like these sort of things to worldly affairs like politics and etc) on Perez Hilton and JustJared!

Anyways I just wanna say I so totally enjoyed ARTS Camp 2008! Luckily I went this time round as a councillor cos I missed my chance back when I was a freshie so this time round it kinda feels like a freshie experience for me as well except I'm not participating in alot of the games but I did for the SDU sponsored games like having a Secret Pal and the all so FUN water balloon fight on the fourth day of the camp! So totally RAWK!

Initially I was kinda apprehensive in attending the camp as a councillor cos I'm not exactly those super enthusiastic/Ra-Ra kinda person in camps so I'm worried I might dampen the mood of the Orientation Group (OG) but.... THANK GOD I WENT MAN!!! Cos it was so fun Fun FUN!!! I got to know so many people now! I found a Hi-5 buddy CINDY cos it seems like we are just so similar and stuff! Both of us are the very few councillors in the OG and we are damn unlike other councillors la which is cool! And this also applies to the entire OG as well! It is like when the entire Blue House was cheering and stuff or other teams are running around searching for the pit-stops, our OG is damn relax and CHILL!!! haha

Anyways as I was saying, I had my doubts on going cos firstly- I wasn't an S house freshie I was originally an R house freshie last year and so I'm worried I might not be able to fit in and stuff and secondly- I'm just not Ra-Ra enough man and thirdly- I'm SHY!!! haha

I am so quiet throughout the camp la, I don't lead cheers cos I paiseh not sure bout the lyrics and also later not hype up at all then damn anti-climatic haha but thank god for the super Ra-Ra gang of guys aka Hokkien Pengs in my OG! They are just plain famous in the entire camp man and they made the entire week bearable and super FUN! It just sucks that I wasn't there to run and play with them when they were having their beach games (cos I got station duties but it was fun being a station IC cos I finally understand how those station ICs feel now man its just plain SAI KANG) and when they were having late night chat and sleeping session on the roof-top on the last night of camp (due to some unforeseen throw face circumstances I am left immobile on my bed)!

So as I was saying, this camp is damn fun! It beats last year's O Week hands down man! People seriously bond better when they live together! And also my brand new super chic phone is now SCRATCHED!!! SUCKS!!! MAJOR SUCK!!! I knew I should have heeded Cindy's advice and not bring the phone to the beach man... *sounds of heart shattering*

And also this camp has taught me to control myself and refrain from grabbing just any cup or bottle in a club! Let's just say I now know how Ming Yang felt when he puked on the dancefloor (just that I didn't puke on the dance floor cos it was too cramp man if I did it would be totally grossness) I hope pictures of the unfateful moment will not surface on Facebook or anywhere else... and it sucks that Sabrina knows all these man... Humiliating...

Oh and I remember one more funny thing! It was the first night and I was all washed up and removed my contacts already and I walked to one of my freshie (Alvin's) room to chat and he immediately gesture for a handshake and said "I don't think we've been introduced."

I got confused with his weird behaviour cos I was thinking is this a joke!? Weren't we introduced in the morning already?! But I went for it and said "Ohkay... my name is Kern."

Immediately he asked "WHAT?! My god I thought you were a freshie la! You look so different in your specs! Look so studious!" (Ok this might not be exactly what he said word for word cos I am not a tape recorder but this is roughly how he reacted la) The next day, the same thing happened again with another councillor from another OG, cos I was too lazy to put on contacts and wax my hair! Geek in glasses...

Oh and camping is seriously bad for the skin! After rolling around on the grass last night, I have a pimple coming out on my left sideburn! And not to mention the late nights and scorching hot sun has given me a tan and also super dark eye rings under my eyes!!! ARGH!!! The DAMAGE!!!

Here are some pics from my phone:

The Zhi Kang(OGL), JiaYi(AOGL), Cindy and I at day 0!

Cindy and I skiving and cam whoring while the freshies are building their mascot

Liyun(freshie) and I on the last day

Zhi Kang and I

Now with the lion doll in the Co-Op haha

Ciaoz

Karma Chi Hwa Hwa

Today the worst thing happened to me... I just realised that it was Friday the 13th yesterday! And I suppose this is karma catching up with me... I was going through my 1hr vanity routine when the worst thing happened! I can't tell you what it is cos it is gonna sound damn stupid and retarded but I ended up with not just a bruised nose but my ego as well... And the past few days of nose activity I have due to sneezing and over flowing mucus, has led to the sprouting of some bumps and peeling around the nose/upper lip area! so ANNOYING!!! Today is one of the days where I just feel ugly and gross...

SUCKS!!! and I feel miserable cos Marc told me there is a sale at FCUK and I assume by today EVERYTHING would be swiped out so I'm feeling miserable to not be involved in the swiping...

But it was not all bad... I watched the Victoria Beckham: Coming to America reality tv show once again! So I had my fabulous laughs and is now feeling the Fierceness again! ok I think I am not making sense so cheerios!

(Oh finally got my hands on the pics with Qianhui and Anli! Dunnoe why but he never smiles... hmmm...)

ciao!

I spy with my little eye...

AHHH!!!

Today the worst and most embarassing thing happened to me! I was on my way home after a hard morning BADminton workout with SH, Cindy and her God-Like-Somebody-Stop-Him boyfriend at Bukit Gombak Sports Center (Ok... I dunno why I travel ALL the way there just to play badminton but yes I did and this is not the first time... the things I do for my friends... I should get the NOBLE PRIZE!!!), I was listening to my ipod and singing and belting like a superstar and acting all Nikki Blonsky (the fat leading girl in the movie with the big hair... no not the older one, that is John Travolta guys...) in Hairspray the Musical, when I was SPOTTED by RIDZA CHEE WA WA on his bus ride down to Chinatown!!! THE HUMILIATION!!!

He still got the cheek to call and sms me that he spotted me in my red elmo tee and stop singing on the streets of Redhill! Such audacity! Now I feel like I'm being watched... I'm a CELEBRITY!!! My god... the story of my life... so much DRAMAAA!!!!

Anyways before ALL these drama things happened, I heard and watched the performance of the Pussycat Dolls' performing their new song 'When I Grow Up' on Jimmy Kimmel's and the VMAs and the song is awkwardly NICE! haha I so can relate with the song haha but the first few times I heard it, I keep hearing...

"When I grow up I wanna see the world I wanna drive nice cars I wanna have BOOBIES!"

HAHA I keep hearing that when it was playing on and on on youtube and Nicole Scherzinger is so HOT HOT HAWT!!! But so selfish of her to keep hogging the lime light when it is a Pussycat Dolls' performance and not a Nicole 'Failed solo career' Scherzinger's show...

Oh... and I have an idea of how my new big-head-emo-pupil-less-characters (I need a name for them sucks) is gonna look like it's gonna be a girl! haha and oh seems like the girls think the beanie hat one is a boy and the guys seem to think it's a girl... hmmm another example that guys and girls look at things differently...

Blue Collar

Never knew painting a few doors (2 to be exact...) could be so TIRING!!! I think if all else fails I could just become a professional painter! haha Maybe like what JX said a Groom My Room painter for Kids' Central haha...

Being a blue collar worker dun seem to suit me pretty well, one thing is cos I HATE to PERSPIRE!!! If you know me well enough u will know that I can dispense GALLIONS of perspiration and unfortunately, that also applies to my palms too... and also usually blue collar jobs are just so hazardous like thousands of splinters or being in close proximity of potential lizard or other insect attacks or WORSE suffer severe suffocation from gigantic dust balls! And furthermore, I just dun have the appropriate attire for activities like these! Such a pain! I think I am just more suited to be either a white collar or round collar tee shirt kind of guy who sits in an air-conditioned place and away from the sun, sand and sea.

And just now while I was painting away like a coolie in the 50s (or somewhere around that era together with the samsaui women and Raffles) slogging my guts and intestines out and trying desperately to channel my best PCK persona, people (especially those at the coffee shop downstairs) were staring and avoiding me, not cos I SMELL but, cos the paint stink like a constipated cow who finally shat 214248days later!!! The most heartwrenching moment was when a mother was shouting out to her hyper active son running 12491miles away before her saying "BOY AH! DUN GO THERE!!! SMELLY!!!"

My heart shattered into a million pieces and turned into ash and blown away by the wind... *this is the time where you start smsing/msning/calling me to ask if I'm ok and ask me to go out cos my post exam routine was nothing but house confinement!!! Come on people! the PHONE WORKS BOTH WAYS!!!

Anyways as I was saying, I was a blue collar for a day and it is just freaking tiring! I dunnoe how my grandmother managed to paint the house for so many years!!! However I think painting runs in my blood or something cos, not that I am boasting or what... but I did such a great job! HAHA After this I think it would be the next coat on Wednesday and maybe after that I can do some additional design to it or something. =)

Oh this might seem totally mismatched with the topic I'm on but I just wanna post them here cos it's so FABULOUS!!! haha and my sis's fren actually said I'm posey... I where got POSEY? POSE her head la NOSEY!