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HAHA

I jus saw the funniest ad EVER! It is so ADORABLE! Ok I might be biased but seriously it is good! I should have used this idea for my 'Look into the Ordinary' assignment la!

GO WATCH!

The Deck

Hello Upper Eastsiders!

Another cam whoring moment with the Es at the Deck last fri! haha Made lots of unnecessary noise which gave weird stares from people around us... So after running and posing and punching around, we were sweating buckets of sweat under our pits! But for viewing purposes, the pictures would not be posted here...

I dunno why I do most of the things I did anyways! I mean they are all so EMBARASSING!!! haha A wedgie?! I had such a hard time putting it in!

Ade took this shot! So nice! haha

Hey Stacey! Dun be emo-y again k! We are all BEAUTIFUL!!! U r making me eat guavas again! cos i feel WORSE!!! haha

Oh had my NM3210 Cybercrime presentation to the entire lecture of 35 people? haha around there la... But it is still damn scary k! I was shaking like an earthquake of a ricktor scale of 122312! So although it was a very rush project, I'm just glad everything is over now! So 1 down 3 more to go! haha

Gotta go find things for my NM2101 and Film and History 2000word essay due the monday after deepavali! So sian!!! Mus do footnotes n stuff! SOMEBOBY HELP M!!! I totally dunno how to do them la! And also I gotta go take more shots for my NM3223 mod!!! So many things to do n I am wasting time HERE?! haha

I wanna watch High School Musical 3 this thursday!!! Wanted to ps JX to watch with SH and SY but they r gonna watch it next weekday so I decided I cant wait! So decided to go watch with JX lor haha

Oh and I'm going to the Biennale this fri! I guess haha with Shifa's group... Hope it's fun!

Geek in Pink

HAHA today was super fun! Met out with the S20 gang to celebrate our yearly WeiQuan and HuiMin's Birthday! It has been a long long loooonnngggg time since we met out in such a big group lots of catching up to do... haha So dear old Benji organised this outing to Minds Cafe which a little problem happened... He invited EVERYONE except the birthday boy haha! Hilarious! Luckily WeiQuan was free la! Blur as hell...

So yes we cam whored lots and made LOTs of noise!!! We were screaming like the entire place was ours alone while playing the dinosaur skeleton game (never played that game cos the box looked damn boring haha so never judge a book/game by it's cover!) which was DAMN FUN!!! haha Luckily I didnt lose cos the things we force them to do are jus humiliating! haha n WeiQuan is damn VIOLENT in the game!!! I suspect he bruised SY! haha but I wont be surprised if it was SY herself cos the game is seriously violent and you never know what u'll do jus so not to LOSE!!! haha

So after the games, those who are free and have nothing better to do decided to go take a hike around City Hall. We marched all the way from The Cathay to Bugis to Miss Clarity's (which was closed for some weird reason) and went to some famous fish slice noodle place which was damn crowded so went back into Bugis Junction! After sweating 1247364million litres of perspiration (pronounced by our Miss Chai as PES-PERATION not sure y the R is silent haha), we decided to go hav dinner at some Hong Kong restaurant which I dun rememebr the name except for the Ah Wang Hong Kong actor guy acting as the mascot! The food is yummy especially the bread french toast thingy!!! AND not to mention we dug up loads of saucy info which I've NEVER heard before man... Filled in all the blanks/most of them anyways haha...

Oh after the entire day of fun and laughter, I realised I forgot to print my photos for my exhibition next week!!! ok it is THIS WEEK cos it's past midnight already... sucks Y am I still online?! I should be sleeping away like a Sleeping Beauty!!! I got 9am class tomorrow morning!!! SUCKS!!! EYEBAGS!!! DARK (ONION) RINGS UNDER MY EYES!!!

OH! haha YuSheng told me he saw the Angel pics and he liked it! Esp the white one! haha THANKS MAN!!! Dun worry you will find u calling soon! haha have fun in ENGINE!!! It sure will be interesting in some way or another! Time will tell! Lucks!

Cant wait for Dec to come!!! haha

The Adventures of JoJo (EDITED)

Once upon a time, there was a girl who loves her pokka dots Pelican-like Jacket and her name is JoJo. She wears her favourite everyday, rain or shine, and eats from her secret stash of food in her pelican-pockets.

One day while she was skiving and secretly eating off her jacket, she heard someone calling out her name.

"WHAT?!" she responded like a true blue smelly Ah Lian.

"Wanna see something cool?" Ang Ang said with a cunning sly look on his very sleepy face.

JoJo was unsure if she wanna see it. But the wheely cracker thingy on the table is tempting her. So she said uncontrollably "Yyyess...."

Unknown to the blur skiving duo, there was somebody else in the office. The master of all disguise aka secret agent EFFY!

After taking a piece of the wheely-cracker thingy, she found a yellow daisy blooming on the corner of the office floor. "What beautiful petals it has!" she exclaimed and with a swift of her hand, she plucked it off the ground and placed it amongst her yellow mane.

When she looked up, the most terrifying act happened! "OMG!! THE HORRORSSS!!!" she gasped totally showing her chewed bits of the cracker and some left overs from lunch 2 hours ago in her mouth.

She was aghast to know that Ang Ang just swallowed a stapler bullet and the million dollar question came up... "Can staplers be eaten?"
Moments later, Ang Ang started to act weirdly... He started to transform and in the wink of an eye *BLINK*, he transformed into HAIRY POTTER!!! And his trusted tissue paper changed into a GIGANTIC calculator! Ang Ang now is know as ANG-STEIN!!!

The End

An indepth chat with JoJo and Ang Li!

Today is officially Simbiosis's first official Mother's Day as announced by long time employee and 2 time employee of the month Joanna-'I ate my boss's breakfast'-Teh Bing. "So coincidental la that all of us are meeting our moms today! Hehehe," said the giggly employee of the month as she played with her golden streaks of Ah Lian inspired hair as she laughed like an msn emoticon.

The overly enthusiastic Ms Teh even shared with us some rather interesting insights on this year's record breaking superhero movie, The Dark Knight. "Do you know?" she said sounding like a secondary 3 science textbook, "When the Joker dressed up as the nurse, his name tag was 'Matilda', this is in reference to his 2 year old daughter with Brokeback Mountain co-star Michelle Williams."

"And the scene when the Joker clapped his hands when Inspector Gordon was promoted, was not in the script! It was totally Heath Ledger's idea and unscripted! The scene was so apt that the director decided to include it in to the two and a half hour long movie which causes butt aches!" announced JoJo in her dizzy inducing sweater while eating out of a Milo tin.

Mr Ang-'Ang Gu Kueh Doraemon'-Li interrupted with a loud vacumous slurp of his curry white noodles and said, "Ya the movie was damn good! Worthy of my 1000 Thai Baht!" The newly appointed Document Organiser and self proclaimed Mama's Boy's body jerked awkwardly while his fellow accomplice in red Ms Nat-'I love pancakes'-Chan carried on eating her Orh Neh Orh Neh as he carried on piling more blank forms on the infamous Miscellaneous file.

While the interview was coming to an end, it was rudely interrupted by the shrieking laughter of Ms Jo's war cry. She then said, "A funny thought just crossed my mind! Joker's face suddenly looked like mua ji and his red lips remind me of raspberries! Hehehehe!"

The room plunged into a moment of awkward silence while J.T. carried on laughing at her own joke. Seems like Ms Jo is constantly thinking about food.


NEW: This is our office's SUPER ENORMOUS orange calculator! haha it is super fun playin wit it although it kinda suck at counting... so size doesn't matter!

Ang Ang Ang with the calculator! (He look damn shag from holding onto the gigantic calculator! Oh sorry it is jus his consatntly shag face haha)

What went on?

Hey Hey HEY!!! haha

Anyways I recently watched 2 out of 12343million movies I want to watch! I watched 'Driving Lessons' with Kungfu Joanna Panda and we were acting all SUAKOO in the theatre cos it is the PICTURE HOUSE!!! It wasn't my first time there cos I was there once before with JX a long long long time ago for some Japanese Hula girl movie which was quite nice as well... So we sat at our seats and realised we were seated at B1 and B2!

*BONGS*

B2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

B1: I think I am B2!

(If some of you do not understand this mini skit of mine then I feel sad for you cos Bananas in Pyjamas is like the BIGGEST thing ever when we were young! [The Killers song! haha nice])

So we decided to take pictures in the theatre but it was damn embarassing cos we were trying desperately to get as much light as possible and trying to squeeze our fat heads and the words B1 and B2 into the my 2gig?*ok I dunno how to spell* camera phone... here are some of our attempts...

Oh the movie is starring the guy acting as Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies he is damn retardedly funny inside... not slapstick humour but very smart british humour which I constantly hear people going *burst out in laughter before asking their fellow movie watching buddy* "What did she/he say?" the movie is nice la but also abit slow...

Anyways I also watched another movie the next day (sh*t I am turning broke people!) 21 with SY! It is not tat bad a movie but it is rather long winded... but nonetheless quite nice but alittle confusing cos alot of math and stuff involved... judging from my GEK1505 Living with Mathematics module in semester1, we all know I'm not exactly very Einstein-ish so I was super confused with the whole counting thing in the movie but KATE BOSWOTH is damn hot!!!

And on saturday, went for Gary Cao Ge's concert with my sis and our frens. The concert is quite nice cos he got a super good voice! Although I only know a few of his songs (cos they are in CHINESE!!!) i realise tat he do have a lot of nice slow songs! So the next time I go KTV can go try to sing his songs HAHA

SY and I before the show starts.

Below is this super nice prop thing which hung down from the ceiling to form what my fren say 'wings' for him... I was super engrossed with the light and line thing behind him cos it is just damn nice!!! There was also this other female singer who was there at the concert and she is so pretty too!!! haha

One last thing! I got to take a pic with FELICIA CHIN!!! haha She is so PRETTY and NICE!!! so friendly! and TALL!!! Love her in her platform and super high stilettoes! *In love*

Insomnia

Good morning upper east-siders (cos I jus woke up from my long evening nap!

Spotted King K walking around town in his red emo Elmo tee and berms, looking damn unglam, doing some crazy shopping with QianHui (Ok she made me do this cos she was emo-ing tat she was kept anonymous)... (Ok gets out of Gossip Girl mode)

OMG I cant believe that out of 7, only 1 night was spent sleeping at home on my comfy air-(polar bear killing)-con room while the rest were out with people and burning mid night oils! I sense super Kung-Fu Panda-ish dark eye rings appearing under my already Orh Bak Kak eyes... Anyways like I anticipated with my narrow knowledge of the international game Soccer/Football for some that Spain would win! Although I gotta admit I was as lost as our resident sex symbol Julian in trying to figure which team is Germany and Spain HAHA...

So we spent the night at our PR personnel of the Hokkien Pengs Raphael's chalet-like home watchin soccer, eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream and playing a game of super pigs! All was well cos no alcohol/slight alcohol was consumed =)

So as I was saying after staying an entire night awake, I had to take an hour (or more) long bus ride home to the hill of red, the legendary Ang Suah aka Redhill. I slept on my way home, slept for 3 hours on my bed before waking up to meet my QIANHUI to shop in town and it was damn fun till the sleepy bug bugged me again a few hours later... (damn happy cos I finally found and bought my white skinny cut berms from Zara which made my legs look as thin as a pole! and also finally bought my very first pink tee! Geek in PINK!)

AWESOME just finished reading the latest Bleach manga and it R-O-C-K ROCK!!!! can't wait for the next chapter! and one more thing... I was playing mahjong at Maximus' house on sat night and I heard the news say that come this september, the ice caps would, for the first time, melt completely and this means the polar bears and other animals would have no place to live on and this would mean they will drown n etc! SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!!!

Sushi!!!

HELLO!!!

GUESS WHO'S BACK?!

OMG after 5 days of having no contact at all with the online world, I'm now busy reading 12762983pages of celebrity gossip (cos I like these sort of things to worldly affairs like politics and etc) on Perez Hilton and JustJared!

Anyways I just wanna say I so totally enjoyed ARTS Camp 2008! Luckily I went this time round as a councillor cos I missed my chance back when I was a freshie so this time round it kinda feels like a freshie experience for me as well except I'm not participating in alot of the games but I did for the SDU sponsored games like having a Secret Pal and the all so FUN water balloon fight on the fourth day of the camp! So totally RAWK!

Initially I was kinda apprehensive in attending the camp as a councillor cos I'm not exactly those super enthusiastic/Ra-Ra kinda person in camps so I'm worried I might dampen the mood of the Orientation Group (OG) but.... THANK GOD I WENT MAN!!! Cos it was so fun Fun FUN!!! I got to know so many people now! I found a Hi-5 buddy CINDY cos it seems like we are just so similar and stuff! Both of us are the very few councillors in the OG and we are damn unlike other councillors la which is cool! And this also applies to the entire OG as well! It is like when the entire Blue House was cheering and stuff or other teams are running around searching for the pit-stops, our OG is damn relax and CHILL!!! haha

Anyways as I was saying, I had my doubts on going cos firstly- I wasn't an S house freshie I was originally an R house freshie last year and so I'm worried I might not be able to fit in and stuff and secondly- I'm just not Ra-Ra enough man and thirdly- I'm SHY!!! haha

I am so quiet throughout the camp la, I don't lead cheers cos I paiseh not sure bout the lyrics and also later not hype up at all then damn anti-climatic haha but thank god for the super Ra-Ra gang of guys aka Hokkien Pengs in my OG! They are just plain famous in the entire camp man and they made the entire week bearable and super FUN! It just sucks that I wasn't there to run and play with them when they were having their beach games (cos I got station duties but it was fun being a station IC cos I finally understand how those station ICs feel now man its just plain SAI KANG) and when they were having late night chat and sleeping session on the roof-top on the last night of camp (due to some unforeseen throw face circumstances I am left immobile on my bed)!

So as I was saying, this camp is damn fun! It beats last year's O Week hands down man! People seriously bond better when they live together! And also my brand new super chic phone is now SCRATCHED!!! SUCKS!!! MAJOR SUCK!!! I knew I should have heeded Cindy's advice and not bring the phone to the beach man... *sounds of heart shattering*

And also this camp has taught me to control myself and refrain from grabbing just any cup or bottle in a club! Let's just say I now know how Ming Yang felt when he puked on the dancefloor (just that I didn't puke on the dance floor cos it was too cramp man if I did it would be totally grossness) I hope pictures of the unfateful moment will not surface on Facebook or anywhere else... and it sucks that Sabrina knows all these man... Humiliating...

Oh and I remember one more funny thing! It was the first night and I was all washed up and removed my contacts already and I walked to one of my freshie (Alvin's) room to chat and he immediately gesture for a handshake and said "I don't think we've been introduced."

I got confused with his weird behaviour cos I was thinking is this a joke!? Weren't we introduced in the morning already?! But I went for it and said "Ohkay... my name is Kern."

Immediately he asked "WHAT?! My god I thought you were a freshie la! You look so different in your specs! Look so studious!" (Ok this might not be exactly what he said word for word cos I am not a tape recorder but this is roughly how he reacted la) The next day, the same thing happened again with another councillor from another OG, cos I was too lazy to put on contacts and wax my hair! Geek in glasses...

Oh and camping is seriously bad for the skin! After rolling around on the grass last night, I have a pimple coming out on my left sideburn! And not to mention the late nights and scorching hot sun has given me a tan and also super dark eye rings under my eyes!!! ARGH!!! The DAMAGE!!!

Here are some pics from my phone:

The Zhi Kang(OGL), JiaYi(AOGL), Cindy and I at day 0!

Cindy and I skiving and cam whoring while the freshies are building their mascot

Liyun(freshie) and I on the last day

Zhi Kang and I

Now with the lion doll in the Co-Op haha

Ciaoz

Saving the WORLD before Bedtime (or jail time)!

Ok I just have to put these up here! I'm sure why some of you might wonder why I like the things I like... (well some of you who know me too well might have come to terms with it but ya this is why!) cos they are TRASHY!!! I love trashy stuff!!!

And this is why I love these two clips I found on the all so convenient YouTube!!! DREAM COME TRUE!!! It's Simple Life + Powerpuff Girls! (Not that I like them or seen ALL the episodes from season 1 to 5 and know ALL there is to know about Bubbles, Blossom and the wretched Buttercup and their super powers of freeze breathe, sonic scream and laser eyes and how they got their super powers and not to mention no way would I have seen their MOVIE with a theatre full of primary school kids and parents who gave me and my friend weird stares and sniggers when we walked into the theatre trying to bend as low as possible so as not to show our age and identity and it is not possible for me to own a VCD of the movie as well...)

So as I was saying, these two clips are just awesome! Retardedly funny and making fun at Z listers Brittany Murphy, Tara Reid and my A-Lister PARIS *Love her Heiress for men fragrance* HILTON!!!

Just watch! No words can discribe how I feel right now... I'm so HAPPY!!! so so HAPPY!! I'm so Happy so pretty and GAAYYYY! (Not literally... ok not not 'literally' but ya it's Happy not gay-Gay well you know what I mean...) Hopefully you all know which movie that song comes from...

Let Me Show You Something!

Sucks I feel like a freaking hermit! This is the FOURTH day in the row I'm stuck in my BIG BLUE HOUSE!!! But anyways while I was surfing the net trying to pass time, (I'm not surfing what you think I am...) I saw this series of clips featuring the SUPER FUNNY JIM CARREY on YouTube! Fire Marshall Bill Burns is damn FUNNY!!! haha Go watch! (not sure if ya'll have seen ti before but I have not till now and it's damn ridiculously funny!) LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF!!! He explodes in every episode!

He is HIGH-LARIOUS!!!! LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!! My favourite is when he is in the school and the best is Fire marshall Bill in Asian Restaurant! TAT IS DAMN CACAT (for those who are not familiar with the so passe term meaning 'retarded' in indo can jus go fly kite) FARNIE!!!


Here is where Fire Marshall Bill is in the school... Who want MUSHMALLOWS?!


HAHA jus saw another one also damn funny but alittle unsightly Viewer discretion is advised!

If I am a buffed arnold/rambo type bodybuilder, and I am hosting a home exercise workout show (obviously if you know me long/well enough, you would know this would most likely/never happen but for argument sake), this is the show for me man! The most apt title: Buffed, Beautiful and Bitchin! Show those mammories no mercy!



If you want more click here!

So I hope you all have taken all the proper safety fire precautions!

3.45

YATZEES!!!

Yesterday was the happiest day of my life!!! ok I think it is... but anyways I managed to pull my CAP VERY CLOSE to what I was aiming for this sem! *takes out party hats and pop come champaign!* I am 0.05 away from my targetted average score!!! haha ok it would have been a 3.5 if I had not forgotten to SUed the stupid 'Living with Mathematics' big fat C+ last sem!!! the HORRORIBLE NIGHTMARE!!!

Looks like being a Mugging King this sem paid off well! hmm tats cos i was lacking distractions ths sem... good/bad not sure yet.... but this means i mus be a mugging king next sem n do more DESIGN modules!!! cos they "ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!" (Ridza, 2007) [ok not sure how the whole quoting thing works but tat is a quote from a god-like fren with phenomenal CAPs...]

(I'm trying to channel the cecilia chong in me... I think I can make it as a porn star or release my own sex tape!)

And yesteday was fun meeting out with SY and SH!!! SH brought us to this KTV place at bugis and its way better than partyworld or kbox!!! Its dirt CHEAP (11am-6pm at just 20 bucks and lunch was included with free flow of drinks!!! sing till your face become green and your throat turns hoarse!) and last but not least.... it has the largest selection of ENGLISH SONGS!!! from the REAL FERGIE 'Big Girls Don't Cry' to the REAL DEAL 'SexyBack' too!!! my favourite performance was when I was belting out Madonna's 'Ray of Light'! such a divalicious moment that leaves you wanting MORE!!!

anyways after that we went to hav 'SOUP SPOON' which was horrendous cos we could have much cheaper and better food at CENTRAL! and the muffins/cupcakes (dunnoe the difference) are so cheap and yummy too!!! we had terrible dinner cos of stupid 'blackhole' SY! hmm i don't think we did too much cam whoring but it was still fun!

(Channeling our best Zoolander Pout!)

hmm you know how sometimes you just wanna dress up? ya i had one of those moments yesterday and dressed up too much for a day of KTV and walking around bugis to suntec to marina square to central... luckily yesterday was not a super hot hawt day... it would have been so terrible to feel my pores expanding and perspiration gushing out of them like a tsunami...


Ok... now its time to get back to my post exam routine! ciao ciao...